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So okay.
I was at a grocery store or supermarket or shop or whatever you call them where you live.
And this particular store has an entire pizza place inside of it. The pizza tastes like... well, if happiness was a flavor, this would be it.
But unfortunately, i'm lactose intolerant. That means pizza = bad idea.
So I excuse myself from the table and go to the bathroom. This bathroom is in the far back end of the store, and it has, ah, maybe 8 separate stalls. and I choose one of the smaller ones. Save the big one for the disabled like a good child.
So I take my purse, hang it on the hook, and use the restroom. I reach over to the toilet paper, and... there was none.
Oh.
I literally started crying. I get very emotional in awkward situations. Would I die in the bathroom? I certainly wasn't getting out without a solution. At this point, THERE WAS NO SOLUTION.
Until I realized it was a double dispenser.
There was another roll.
All I had to do was push the sliding thing on the bottom so i could access the other side.
So I'm doing this, and the sliding thing has little points to interlock with the other side so it stays. Make sense? Anyway.
This stupid thing decides that it's gonna stAB ME IN THE HAND. It grabbed onto my hand and I may or may not have but definitely did let out a little squeak of pain.
When that whole ordeal was over... I got up and tried to flush the toilet. And of course this stupid thing doesn't flush.
So I'm sitting there slapping the toilet and kicking the flush handle so it maybe goes down... and suddenly... FLUSSHHHHHHHH
It scared the heck out of me. So badly, in fact, that I slammed my head on the door.
Ah.
Preeeetty sure the bathroom was trying to murder me.
So, any weird experiences at grocery stores? Let me know! Haha, love you guys.
I was at a grocery store or supermarket or shop or whatever you call them where you live.
And this particular store has an entire pizza place inside of it. The pizza tastes like... well, if happiness was a flavor, this would be it.
But unfortunately, i'm lactose intolerant. That means pizza = bad idea.
So I excuse myself from the table and go to the bathroom. This bathroom is in the far back end of the store, and it has, ah, maybe 8 separate stalls. and I choose one of the smaller ones. Save the big one for the disabled like a good child.
So I take my purse, hang it on the hook, and use the restroom. I reach over to the toilet paper, and... there was none.
Oh.
I literally started crying. I get very emotional in awkward situations. Would I die in the bathroom? I certainly wasn't getting out without a solution. At this point, THERE WAS NO SOLUTION.
Until I realized it was a double dispenser.
There was another roll.
All I had to do was push the sliding thing on the bottom so i could access the other side.
So I'm doing this, and the sliding thing has little points to interlock with the other side so it stays. Make sense? Anyway.
This stupid thing decides that it's gonna stAB ME IN THE HAND. It grabbed onto my hand and I may or may not have but definitely did let out a little squeak of pain.
When that whole ordeal was over... I got up and tried to flush the toilet. And of course this stupid thing doesn't flush.
So I'm sitting there slapping the toilet and kicking the flush handle so it maybe goes down... and suddenly... FLUSSHHHHHHHH
It scared the heck out of me. So badly, in fact, that I slammed my head on the door.
Ah.
Preeeetty sure the bathroom was trying to murder me.
So, any weird experiences at grocery stores? Let me know! Haha, love you guys.
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Hi everyone!
I'm not entirely sure if anyone still uses deviantART... but in case you do, I wanted to say a big, fat, friendly HELLO!! <3
I haven't been active on deviantART in a few years now, at least not consistently. Unfortunately, I've gotten busy with so many other things.
I'll keep it short. For anyone interested in keeping in touch with me, please check out my twitter. https://twitter.com/hanns_skyy
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So, let me say it again...
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Guys, I'm Still Here.
So, I'll bet I've lost all my watchers.
Haha.
Oops.
So I wanted you guys to know, I STILL LOVE YOU ALL! <3
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*lame*
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