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Well I guess it's time for me to rant about my failures in life. Sounds like a good thing to do. I'm going to number my failures in the past 24 hours to help you realize how dumb i truly am. Enjoy, oh glorious watchers of mine.

1) I woke up this morning and saw my shadow on the wall. Naturally, I panic. Naturally, I have a muscle spasm because i freaked out. So I punched myself in the face. Strike one for Mikki.

2) After this beautiful moment of my own abuse toward my face, I walk into the kitchen to get food. I find food, I eat food. I enjoyed the food. And suddenly A;JBG;KSDJGB;SKDJGBS. my fork scrapes the plate. One of the worst sounds, i'd say. So I started choking on my last bite of burrito. I survived, though. Wooooohoo.

3) i ran into a door. A closed, clearly visible door.

4) I nearly dropped my glasses in the toilet. I didn't, because of my SUPER FAST NINJA SKILLS OF DOOM THAT YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE AWESOMENESS OF, but i almost did. and that's bad enough.

5) i also fell asleep on the sofa and woke up on the floor. Not sure what happened there.

And finally, 6) I made 55 dollars in the last week and let's just say I ate a whole lot of McDonalds. And... I have 57 cents left. I am so bad at saving. *sigh*
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Love you guys. Byee!
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EagleTsubasa Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014
Oh, don't worry! I'm sure that some people are much... *becomes unsure* much worse than that...
carbonatedgirl Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Mikki these are not failures. This is what makes you the bestest ninja friend that you are :3 
LordofStupidity Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2014
Personally, I like the sound of metal on glass. But I absolutely HATE the sound of metal on teeth or metal on metal.
SoraLove Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Oh, I really don't like the sound of silver-ware scraping glass! D: Ugh!

I hope your day is going a lot better now!! :)
MAziMadi1234 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014
Puglover24 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I would of just let the glasses fall......glasses r evil
OreoQueen01 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You made me laugh so hard lol but hope you're okay :giggle:
KandiKane1719 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Hobbyist
Vikutta-Perex Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
What could you have possibly gotten at mcdonalds to drain all that money?
Hawkieface Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Ahh I'm so sorry to hear that you accidently inflicted pain upon yourself D: but I must say that I also run into doors all the time... *sighs* I think I'm blind...
PossumFan Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I love this so much! I can sympathize with 2 and 3. So, so much.

+ fave
FlameBladeGirl5362 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Professional Writer
Is it bad that I can't stop laughing? If so I'm sorry...
ShadowIsStillAlive Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
All the time, with that door one....
evryrosehasitsthorns Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
This is perhaps one of the most amazing journals I've ever read. Don't worry though - you're not alone.
mysteriouswhitewolf Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hahahahaha! you arent dumb, though you might want to be careful o.o
I have times like this. Regularly.... >.>' 
fantasylover100 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Sounds better than WHTA I've done
Wolfgang627 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Student General Artist
actually sound likes fun to me. I'm glad you're okay Hug 
Sounds pretty normal to me :shrug:
icefirewolfie Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
agitodemongirl Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
Sounds like quite a normal day for me XD
Sammylovesyoulots Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Student Writer
Sounds like me on a normal day, you're not doing to bad <3 
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