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Well I guess it's time for me to rant about my failures in life. Sounds like a good thing to do. I'm going to number my failures in the past 24 hours to help you realize how dumb i truly am. Enjoy, oh glorious watchers of mine.

1) I woke up this morning and saw my shadow on the wall. Naturally, I panic. Naturally, I have a muscle spasm because i freaked out. So I punched myself in the face. Strike one for Mikki.

2) After this beautiful moment of my own abuse toward my face, I walk into the kitchen to get food. I find food, I eat food. I enjoyed the food. And suddenly A;JBG;KSDJGB;SKDJGBS. my fork scrapes the plate. One of the worst sounds, i'd say. So I started choking on my last bite of burrito. I survived, though. Wooooohoo.

3) i ran into a door. A closed, clearly visible door.

4) I nearly dropped my glasses in the toilet. I didn't, because of my SUPER FAST NINJA SKILLS OF DOOM THAT YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE AWESOMENESS OF, but i almost did. and that's bad enough.

5) i also fell asleep on the sofa and woke up on the floor. Not sure what happened there.

And finally, 6) I made 55 dollars in the last week and let's just say I ate a whole lot of McDonalds. And... I have 57 cents left. I am so bad at saving. *sigh*
Oh, hey, while you're reading this, CHECK OUT MY FACEBOOK. I'm going to start posting more. :P…

Love you guys. Byee!
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carbonatedgirl Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Mikki these are not failures. This is what makes you the bestest ninja friend that you are :3 
LordofStupidity Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2014
Personally, I like the sound of metal on glass. But I absolutely HATE the sound of metal on teeth or metal on metal.
SoraLove Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Oh, I really don't like the sound of silver-ware scraping glass! D: Ugh!

I hope your day is going a lot better now!! :)
MAziMadi1234 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014
Puglover24 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I would of just let the glasses fall......glasses r evil
OreoQueen01 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
You made me laugh so hard lol but hope you're okay :giggle:
KandiKane1719 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Hobbyist
Vikutta-Perex Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
What could you have possibly gotten at mcdonalds to drain all that money?
Hawkfeather-WaveClan Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Ahh I'm so sorry to hear that you accidently inflicted pain upon yourself D: but I must say that I also run into doors all the time... *sighs* I think I'm blind...
PossumFan Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I love this so much! I can sympathize with 2 and 3. So, so much.

+ fave
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